Shud up, no thank you and don’t ask why
Shud up, no thank you and don’t ask why
How to understand girls clearly. This is wat they really meant when they say:
i don’t know -> shud up and dun ask
maybe -> shud up and if you piss me off, you’re dead
haha yeah right -> shud up you liar
sorry -> shud up, i’m trying to make you feel better
thank you -> i never ask for this/that why you give it to me?
it’s ok, i don’t mind -> shud up and dun piss me off
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The Story:-
GF observing a cake in a bakery shop.
BF. "Do u like that cake?"
GF. "mayb"
means = shud up and if you piss me off, you’re dead
BF. "Wat do u think they use to make this cake?"
GF. "i don’t know"
means = shud up and dun ask
BF. "I bet they used chocolate icing, and also some cream with some butter."
GF. "haha yeah right"
means = shud up you liar
BF. "U sound so sarcastic. But it’s true i tell you."
GF: "sorry"
means = shud up, i’m trying to make you feel better
BF: "No it’s ok. I’ll get u this cake then."
GF: "thank you. But it’s ok u don’t have to"
means = i never ask for this/that why you give it to me?
BF: "U sure? U kinda seem to like this cake"
GF: "it’s ok, i don’t mind"
means = shud up and dun piss me off
BF walks into the backery shop. GF was actually staring at the model of the bride n bridegroom on the wedding cake not the cake.
So the whole point is, shud up.
